Monday, August 25, 2014

SEVENS: Cold cereal

We have been eating Wheat Pillows from Trader Joe's, which are really called something else but that's what they are. Wheat pillows.

They have no salt, which makes them less than pleasant. Get with the program, guys! Salt is no longer the Little Satan to fat's Great Satan! There is a New World Order for Evil Foods! [citation needed]

Cereals with only two ingredients (Whole Wheat and Vitamin E to Preserve Freshness) do not make the cut. Sorry, Joe's Wheat Pillows. You will not be invited to the breakfast table again.

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