Also on our breakfast table recently: Costco Oatmeal Squares, which are like Trader Joe's Wheat Pillows except 1) they are from Costco, 2) they are made of oats, 3) they are unconscionably crunchy. Waaaay too crunchy. Every cereal needs a crunch, this is true, but the middle of the wheat pillow should be wet after a minute or so, don't you think?
Taste was OK, but yeesh, it just filled my mouth up with dry fibers.
Nope, not this either.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
SEVENS: Cold cereal
We have been eating Wheat Pillows from Trader Joe's, which are really called something else but that's what they are. Wheat pillows.
They have no salt, which makes them less than pleasant. Get with the program, guys! Salt is no longer the Little Satan to fat's Great Satan! There is a New World Order for Evil Foods! [citation needed]
Cereals with only two ingredients (Whole Wheat and Vitamin E to Preserve Freshness) do not make the cut. Sorry, Joe's Wheat Pillows. You will not be invited to the breakfast table again.
They have no salt, which makes them less than pleasant. Get with the program, guys! Salt is no longer the Little Satan to fat's Great Satan! There is a New World Order for Evil Foods! [citation needed]
Cereals with only two ingredients (Whole Wheat and Vitamin E to Preserve Freshness) do not make the cut. Sorry, Joe's Wheat Pillows. You will not be invited to the breakfast table again.
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